From the page: "For the second year in succession, the American entrant in the Miss Universe pageant failed to meet the crucial challenge of walking and smiling at the same time."
From the page: "â€oeThey didnâ€t pay me enough to go to Colombia,” he said. I wrote the book in San Francisco. I got the information from a chick I was dating â€" an intern in the Colombian Consulate.”"
From the page: "What happens in a Tube station when all the passengers have gone home? Why do Tube workers carry cards about rat piss? And why isn't standing on the right of an escalator necessarily a good thing? "
Jul 14, 5:27am
